Out of the Blog, Into the Light

Be thankful . . .

Bumper sticker of the year:

If you can read this, thank a teacher . . .
and, since it's in English, thank a soldier!

Darn it . . .

Wouldn't you know it.....
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

Only if it were that easy!

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

One of life's learning lessons!

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

The next time you use toilet paper, remember . . .

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

Life is too short not to make everyday a joyful day!

Something to lighten your spirit!

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

Things go south even when you don't want them to . . .

When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'

Are we 'ass(ets)' backwards or what?

How come we choose from just two people to run for President and over fifty for Miss America ?

How to Un'stuck' Yourself

In order to 'get' a life lesson you first must see it. As soon as you get the lesson from your circumstance, the situation begins to resolve. It simply begins to correct itself. If you are broke right now, or don't have the money you need to accomplish what you want to do, ask yourself, "what lesson is being broke for you?" What lesson do you need to learn that is keeping you from what you desire?

And never settle for any flip answer either. For example: "I should have saved more." "I should have seen this coming." And absolutely don't blame others. It's no one's fault. When the event is fully known, you can't help but see the choices that brought you to this point. Be okay with that responsibility. Own it but don't let it hold you under water with it either. Ask, "What is the positive reason for you to have the situation in your life?" You know the answer. Be honest and write it down.